MY DICK 3OH!3

[Intro]
E-e-e-very time I look at my dick
Dick, dick, dick

[Verse 1]
Call me on the dog and bone
All you Yanks, that’s a telephone
Here have a look, just have a butcher’s
Northern Monkey, cock-muncher
My dick’s bigger than your brother
Pushing twenty-five stone like your mother
My dick’s bigger than Wales
And your dick’s smaller than a motherfuckin' snail

[Verse 2]
Ma bite, mec
Ça monte jusqu'à la tour
Ta bite, mec
Ça voit même pas le jour
My dick like the Mississippi river
My dick ask your bitch, "What's for dinner?"

[Chorus]
Every time I look at my dick, I'm like, "Holy shit, that's a big dick"
And every time I look at your dick, I'm like, "Holy shit, that's a small dick"
(Goddamn)
Every time I look at my dick, I'm like, "Holy shit, that's a big dick"
And every time I look at your dick, I'm like, "Holy shit, that's a small dick"