100 Joints 2 Chainz

[Intro]
Yeah
Don't do it (Bobby Kritical)
Don't do it
No matter what they say, I smoke a hundred joints a day

[Hook]
Laying by my chopper, chopper laying by my safe
No matter what they say, I smoke a hundred joints a day
Laying by my chopper, chopper laying by my safe
No matter what they say, I smoke a hundred joints a day, yeah

[Verse 1]
Hop up out that motherfucker swagging, shit
Hop up out that motherfucker dabbing, yeah, shit
Had an old school on some 'rellis
Used to go to school in some Bally's, yeah, yeah
Flexing, "Macho Man" Randy Savage
Ooh, I'm 'bout to let these niggas have it
School of hard knocks, I graduated
I got all my rims straight from Bailey's, yeah
I'm laying by my chopper, chopper laying by my safe
No matter what they say 100 joints a day
I had 'em pre rolled all yesterday
You need your passport for our second date
You know I'm fly, nigga rocking reptiles
I'm whooping on this beat like a step child
Big ring on and a charm to match
Yeah, my role model was Project Pat
Life is too short, nigga born to mack
I hop up out that coupe nigga, rrrat, rrrat
Hating on the style, I hope you die today
I hope they ass don't find your ass for thirty days
Mind on my money, money on the stage
Ain't judge a book by its cover, turn the page
I like her on the pole, that's the business nigga
As soon as she get off, I'ma kick it with her