Nair Apology (Toxic Gossip Train) Kevin Leonardo

[Chorus]
All aboard
The toxic gossip train
Chugging down the tracks of butt hair removal
Toxic gossip train
You got a one-way ticket to a hairless butt hole
Toxic gossip train
Tie me to the tracks and harass me for my crack
Clenches look like winks if you take time to think
I'm just a skinny twink, but hey
At least my hairs are gone

[Guitar Solo]

[Chorus]
Toxic gossip train
Locomotive's fueled with funny reactions
Toxic gossip train
Steamroll over someone's funky actions
Toxic gossip train
Hop on board, but close your eyes, otherwise you'll realize
Butt cheeks being spread can be a cause of death
That's what they all have said, but hеy
At least my hairs are gone
At lеast my hairs are gone