[Round 1: Jack Shitt]
This genetic freak is at his peak but his future's getting bleak
Cause Cactus Jack is here to end Goldberg's winning streak
Yo, this kid is weak as fuck man there's no more to say
Hollohan's a macho man in that village people sort of way
No go away you fucking glue huffing chump you suck
It's not Hollohan it's Hollo Hans, here to pump...you up
And he ain't tough, that's a front, no one's taking this kid serious
I mean he's so much of a bitch he probably gets dick periods
And I'm just curious, how many raw punches from Paul Bunyan does it take to make a shrunken ball munchkin a Dolph Lundgren?
Eh, I got a hunch that he hits his chick and gets her lips all swollen
So I'ma rip this white beater; Hulk Hogan
Now get a hold of your emotions, I don't care if your childhood was brutal
I hope you had an alcoholic stepfather who sexually abused you
Yo, I hope he beat the shit out of your mom while you prayed to make it right
And I hope those memories still haunt you and keep you awake at night
Eh, you just prayed the price on the latest episode of Bully Beat Down
Now the whole crowd can see that insecure bitch that you buried deep down
[Round 1: Hollohan]
Now Toronto, this is a title match for a rap league
I get that he's funny, but is this really the type of guy you want representing your country?
Fuck all of your corny jokes, I'm bigger than you
So if you win, I'm just gonna beat the fucking shit outta you
You got a bunch of jokes
Once a punch gets thrown and breaks funny bones I'll cut your throat
Like trying to shave going over a bumpy road through a construction zone
See, everyone in the league is skinny, it does make me look like I'm jacked on 'roids
But you got such a yappy voice
You make the Backstreet Boys sound like Pastor Troy
They said I couldn't avenge Jack in a battle
Wasn't something I gotta be told twice
Shit I figured you'd be used to it by now when you've been getting made fun of your whole life
See, cause in high school, all the cool kids and bullies would chase Jack for three at the bell
They'd catch him, and as the most popular kid in the group would beat him to Hell
The cheering crowd around would laugh and all the people would yell
Which brings us to today
It's crazy, history has a strange way of repeating itself
Ayo, cause he's so dull and boring, he called me on the phone this morning
Talked an hour straight about outer space and fucking global warming
See, cause your rhymes put me sound to sleep like counting sheep
Or listening to the sounds of a creek on a peaceful mountain peak
And you're not my dog, you're my bitch so on my command, now you speak
This genetic freak is at his peak but his future's getting bleak
Cause Cactus Jack is here to end Goldberg's winning streak
Yo, this kid is weak as fuck man there's no more to say
Hollohan's a macho man in that village people sort of way
No go away you fucking glue huffing chump you suck
It's not Hollohan it's Hollo Hans, here to pump...you up
And he ain't tough, that's a front, no one's taking this kid serious
I mean he's so much of a bitch he probably gets dick periods
And I'm just curious, how many raw punches from Paul Bunyan does it take to make a shrunken ball munchkin a Dolph Lundgren?
Eh, I got a hunch that he hits his chick and gets her lips all swollen
So I'ma rip this white beater; Hulk Hogan
Now get a hold of your emotions, I don't care if your childhood was brutal
I hope you had an alcoholic stepfather who sexually abused you
Yo, I hope he beat the shit out of your mom while you prayed to make it right
And I hope those memories still haunt you and keep you awake at night
Eh, you just prayed the price on the latest episode of Bully Beat Down
Now the whole crowd can see that insecure bitch that you buried deep down
[Round 1: Hollohan]
Now Toronto, this is a title match for a rap league
I get that he's funny, but is this really the type of guy you want representing your country?
Fuck all of your corny jokes, I'm bigger than you
So if you win, I'm just gonna beat the fucking shit outta you
You got a bunch of jokes
Once a punch gets thrown and breaks funny bones I'll cut your throat
Like trying to shave going over a bumpy road through a construction zone
See, everyone in the league is skinny, it does make me look like I'm jacked on 'roids
But you got such a yappy voice
You make the Backstreet Boys sound like Pastor Troy
They said I couldn't avenge Jack in a battle
Wasn't something I gotta be told twice
Shit I figured you'd be used to it by now when you've been getting made fun of your whole life
See, cause in high school, all the cool kids and bullies would chase Jack for three at the bell
They'd catch him, and as the most popular kid in the group would beat him to Hell
The cheering crowd around would laugh and all the people would yell
Which brings us to today
It's crazy, history has a strange way of repeating itself
Ayo, cause he's so dull and boring, he called me on the phone this morning
Talked an hour straight about outer space and fucking global warming
See, cause your rhymes put me sound to sleep like counting sheep
Or listening to the sounds of a creek on a peaceful mountain peak
And you're not my dog, you're my bitch so on my command, now you speak
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