Danny Don’t You Know Ninja Sex Party

[Verse 1: Danny Sexbang]
Hey little Danny, don't you cry
I am you from much later in your life
I know your hair is wild, I know you have no style
You're still a virgin, and you will be for a while

[Chorus: Danny Sexbang]
Danny, don't you know that you are hot as fuck on the inside?
Everybody knows the best bananas will be ripe with time
Danny, don't you know that you kick so much ass on the inside?

[Post-Chorus: Danny Sexbang]
Danny, don't you know?
Danny, don't you know?
Danny, don't you know?

[Verse 2: Danny Sexbang]
Hey little Danny, don't be blue
You had a growth spurt, and you're suddenly 6'2
The girls are steering clear, you walk like a newborn deer
You sent birthday invites, and now all your friend is here

[Chorus: Danny Sexbang]
Danny, don't you know that you are cool as fuck on the inside?
You're just going through an awkward phase from 12 to 29
Danny, don't you know that everyone feels weird on the inside?