We Won’t Be Happy ’Til We Get It Ray Bolger & Henry Calvin (Ft. Henry Calvin & Ray Bolger)

{BARNABY]
I embezzle and I swindle
And I keep two sets of books
And the income tax collecting
Gives me dirty looks
Now the thought of Mary's money
Has a very strong appeal
So underhandedly I've planned
Another shady deal

And I won't be happy 'till I get it
Unwittingly, some papers she will sign
She'll never have a hint that in the finer print
Her inheritance is mine, all mine!
HAHAHA!

[GONZORGO]
We enjoy committing mayhem
For a monetary gain
And we specialize in plans
Which are completely inhumane
Now we're on our way to steal some sheep
And drown the boy at sea
And then directly we'll collect
A very handsome fee