Let’s Bash The Lonely Island

[Intro: Akiva Schaffer]
Well, "The Bash" started with myself and José Canseco
Uh, we were matching forearms one day in the clubhouse
And, uh, we decided instead of giving a high five we would bash our forearms together

[Chorus: Andy Samberg, Akiva Schaffer]
Let's bash (Let’s bash)
Let's bash (Let's bash)
Let’s bash (Let's bash)
Let's bash on they ass
Let's bash (Let's bash)
Let's bash (Let's bash)
Let's bash (Let’s bash)
Let’s bash on they ass

[Verse 1: Andy Samberg & Akiva Schaffer]
Uh, just hit a three run ho-ho
But if you wanna high five that's a no-no
I’m heading home, all my homies at home plate
Are waiting on me, so you know I gotta do something great
And that's when the arms go up
Like we about to drink from a cup
'Cause we a bunch of buff dudes just flexin'
Acknowledging our feats via human connection

[Chorus: Andy Samberg, Akiva Schaffer]
Let’s bash (Let's bash), let's monster bash
Hit a tater out the stadi-er for monster cash
Hit a dinger through the fuckin' VIP suite glass
Break your fuckin' arm in half and then sign the cast