White Boy Wasted Your Favorite Martian (Ft. Dumbfoundead)

[Robot voice]
We're about to get white boy wasted

[Intro: Puff Puff]
Your Favorite Martian and Dumbfoundead
Getting crunk up in here!
We're about to get white boy wasted

[Verse 1: Puff Puff]
We stumble to the house party already buzzed
We get retarded when we start drinking Bacardi
Because getting wasted in the basement is our only obligation
Plus, we don't know the meaning of the word "moderation"
I'm, I'm crude when I talk
Shirt off, fist fighting every dude on the block
And then I'm hugging you like I ain't gonna see you again
Like "dude, I freaking love you man!"
I'ma drunk dial my ex-girlfriend but first I have to pass out and yack in the downstairs bathroom
So raise your red cups up and make noise
Cause we drink like upper middle-class teenage boys

[Pre-Hook: Benetar (Robot)]
Oh, it's the weekend
And you know what that means
Oh, it means it's time to party
(It's time to party)