[Round 1: Deffinition]
Yo, what's up ya buncha fucking cunts?
It's fucking Deffinition
Such a gangsta I got sent to prison
Dropped the n-word around some black guys
And they just let it slip and pretend I didn't
I can beat you at everything like a hand of poker cause this man is broke
Those WRC rings are the most expensive things that you own
And Harry knows they were made from a plastic mold
You'll only get a dollar if you tried to trade them in at Cash 4 Gold
But on the bright side that's more than the money you made on what your shitty fucking album sold
You have a camel toe like Amber Rose
Uno Lavoz fucked your bitch you fat motherfucker
He wifed up some 19 year old groupie in Australia and she made him sleep on the couch
Next week Uno Lavoz was eating her out and had his D in her mouth
And she told him it was some Mexican guys cleaning the house
He was back home checking his social media accounts like
"She just tweeted me wow
That's the second time this month. It's getting pretty serious now."
I mean wasn't it weird when you found her always popping up on Skype wearing sombreros
And her favorite sex position was the Eddie Guerrero, Mexican bear hold?
Was it weird when you were licking her out that time and started getting an echo
Somebody in the back of her vagina screaming, "I said yo."
You've been friend zoned by a groupie, don't you think that shit's weird?
She fucked Uno Lavoz after you she's practically sleeping her way to mid tier
I'm sincere, my motto in life is to punch kids and fuck bitches
And if you do 3-0 me this battle will come up missing
I'll leave you unlisted
Fuck this shit, I only took the battle for the free flight and trip
This entire round I've just been freestyling it
The only thing I did to prepare was compile a list
Of all the reasons I was too lazy to write for this
Reason one:
Time
Yo, what's up ya buncha fucking cunts?
It's fucking Deffinition
Such a gangsta I got sent to prison
Dropped the n-word around some black guys
And they just let it slip and pretend I didn't
I can beat you at everything like a hand of poker cause this man is broke
Those WRC rings are the most expensive things that you own
And Harry knows they were made from a plastic mold
You'll only get a dollar if you tried to trade them in at Cash 4 Gold
But on the bright side that's more than the money you made on what your shitty fucking album sold
You have a camel toe like Amber Rose
Uno Lavoz fucked your bitch you fat motherfucker
He wifed up some 19 year old groupie in Australia and she made him sleep on the couch
Next week Uno Lavoz was eating her out and had his D in her mouth
And she told him it was some Mexican guys cleaning the house
He was back home checking his social media accounts like
"She just tweeted me wow
That's the second time this month. It's getting pretty serious now."
I mean wasn't it weird when you found her always popping up on Skype wearing sombreros
And her favorite sex position was the Eddie Guerrero, Mexican bear hold?
Was it weird when you were licking her out that time and started getting an echo
Somebody in the back of her vagina screaming, "I said yo."
You've been friend zoned by a groupie, don't you think that shit's weird?
She fucked Uno Lavoz after you she's practically sleeping her way to mid tier
I'm sincere, my motto in life is to punch kids and fuck bitches
And if you do 3-0 me this battle will come up missing
I'll leave you unlisted
Fuck this shit, I only took the battle for the free flight and trip
This entire round I've just been freestyling it
The only thing I did to prepare was compile a list
Of all the reasons I was too lazy to write for this
Reason one:
Time
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