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[Intro]
The end is coming!
Holy schnikes!

Here's the deal, are you ready?
Hold up! Can I just point out how hypocritical this is for just, for just a short second?
This message is for all the adults that made fun of me for liking Pokémon in the nineties
Let me just remind all of you adults out there that you were the first ones to take the bait

This deal is so good
That I-I can hardly wait to read the 'net tomorrow
To hear what people had to said about what we did!
Ninety-four different Beanie Babies and if we could
And we're gonna do something special; is this it? [Laugh]

Get rekt, Beanie Babies, scam!

Anyway, if you liked that last segment, you will for sure like this next segment

You're- you're never gonna find another deal!
Let's just- we got- we got fourteen Beanie Babies, fourtee-
Ten, ten, we got ten, we got ten Beanie Babies
That's- that's a four hundred–dollar Beanie Baby right here
Floor hundred dollars, you g- you, this is, we're throwin' this one in just- just as a bonus, folks
Okay, thi- this ne- that the name is Louie. The name is Louie on that one, okay, oh
I think I forgot to take my heart meds, woo