[Round 1: HFK]
Let me start by saying this battle got off on the wrong foot
The other night he was chatting up the cutest brunette
And she was like, "Fuck dinner and a movie, I'll just give you the pussy instead"
And right when she was about to hook up dude with some head
And he was fully erect
She took her mask off and it was me, like, "Sorry B, I'm just pulling your leg"
See, rappers like Daze never get any hard reaction
So they always hate on the funny guys who got you laughing
But you ain't no real rapper, man, so stop the bragging
And how am I the comedian when you're the one who walks exactly like Charlie Chaplin
When he goes jogging, even the cockroaches are passing him
I hear Good Life Fitness gives a 50% off membership to fags like him
'cause they only use half the gym
So me and homeboy were kicking it at my crib, drinking some Henessy
Chilling with us were a couple sexy Gs
But as soon as they got up and went to pee
He started massaging my back sexually, like, "Oh jeez, I thought they'd never leave"
He tried joining a soccer team in the hopes to get better
But he got rejected as soon as he walked in and said, "I can only do headers"
You don't stand a chance, bitch
When I found out we were battling I had to laugh quick
'cause this is like putting an avalanche versus the cabbage patch kid
You're always choking and stumbling on some faggot ass shit
Your battles have more fucks up than the end of a Jackie Chan flick
Hey guys, yesterday he didn't have such a great time
'cause he got pulled over sober in the daytime
And caught a DUI for failing to walk in a straight line
This motherfucker battled me not knowing it be causing him harm
Sure you could battle HFK, but it's gonna cost you an arm and a l--, it's gonna cost you an arm
You finally got yourself a top tier opponent so you should not complain
Instead you should feel honored and privileged I even dropped your name
Now a lot of y'all might feel that these cripple jokes are awfully lame and that they're all the same
But I just wanna make sure that when he loses, he feels extra embarrassed doing the walk of shame
Ice!
Let me start by saying this battle got off on the wrong foot
The other night he was chatting up the cutest brunette
And she was like, "Fuck dinner and a movie, I'll just give you the pussy instead"
And right when she was about to hook up dude with some head
And he was fully erect
She took her mask off and it was me, like, "Sorry B, I'm just pulling your leg"
See, rappers like Daze never get any hard reaction
So they always hate on the funny guys who got you laughing
But you ain't no real rapper, man, so stop the bragging
And how am I the comedian when you're the one who walks exactly like Charlie Chaplin
When he goes jogging, even the cockroaches are passing him
I hear Good Life Fitness gives a 50% off membership to fags like him
'cause they only use half the gym
So me and homeboy were kicking it at my crib, drinking some Henessy
Chilling with us were a couple sexy Gs
But as soon as they got up and went to pee
He started massaging my back sexually, like, "Oh jeez, I thought they'd never leave"
He tried joining a soccer team in the hopes to get better
But he got rejected as soon as he walked in and said, "I can only do headers"
You don't stand a chance, bitch
When I found out we were battling I had to laugh quick
'cause this is like putting an avalanche versus the cabbage patch kid
You're always choking and stumbling on some faggot ass shit
Your battles have more fucks up than the end of a Jackie Chan flick
Hey guys, yesterday he didn't have such a great time
'cause he got pulled over sober in the daytime
And caught a DUI for failing to walk in a straight line
This motherfucker battled me not knowing it be causing him harm
Sure you could battle HFK, but it's gonna cost you an arm and a l--, it's gonna cost you an arm
You finally got yourself a top tier opponent so you should not complain
Instead you should feel honored and privileged I even dropped your name
Now a lot of y'all might feel that these cripple jokes are awfully lame and that they're all the same
But I just wanna make sure that when he loses, he feels extra embarrassed doing the walk of shame
Ice!
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