My Sister in Jesus Christ Slaughter Beach, Dog

[Verse 1]
Draw me a picture
Give me a real big head
I don't say much
I think I might stay in bed
When everyone goes to church
I'll finally rest in peace
Lay real still under my covers
They'll think I am deceased
You got a big grin
You say "What's not to like?"
At the birthday party
Talking ears off left and right
Girlie, you got a buttercream film
Smeared over your overalls
Old folks eating out of your hand
Upstairs in the fellowship hall

[Chorus]
Mama don't raise no fools here
We got to rely on each othеr, my dear
When I'm short on sound advice
I'm counting on my sistеr in Jesus Christ

[Verse 2]
I got a girlfriend
She got a snakeskin purse
And a walk-in closet
Chock full of My Chemical Romance shirts
Told me about BDSM
Now I think I might burn in Hell
We're staying up all night
Writing dirty emails on AOL
You like the meathead
He's on the baseball team
Beat up the new kid
Recharge on a Cool Blue Gatorade IV
Told him about ozone hole
He's crying himself to sleep
Get him on the New York Times
That he may read and weep