We Didn’t Start Messiah (Parody of ”We Didn’t Start the Fire”) ApologetiX

Perfect humans, had it made, then they kind of went astray
Sought the serpent for their wisdom so they had to go
Though the Lord made a prediction
Soon the lady'd have some kids and
From her seed would come to be the Man who’d win my soul
So the Lord made some coverings that came from
Animals He skinned alive, animals that had to die
After that a bad scene, Cain has got a cruel scheme
Offering some old vegetables his sacrifice was nullified

We didn't start Messiah
Yet we're always yearning for the Lord’s returning
We didn't start Messiah
No, the Israelites already prophesied Him

Though his brother's plan was flawed
Abel had a lamb for God
Sacrificed it and God liked it, Cain was ticked off
Abel's done, murder one, Adam and Eve had another son
Named him Seth now Cain has got a spot
Seth's line, Cain's seed, both left God as sin increased
They could not foresee the plan – salvation through just one man
But Noah knew a bit – wound up on a cruise ship
In the waves, they were saved, God knows what He's doin'

We didn’t start Messiah
Yet we’re always yearning for the Lord's returning
We didn’t start Messiah
No, the Israelites already prophesied Him