Season 1 Episode 1: New Dad Insurance Saturday Night Live (Ft. Chevy Chase, Dan Aykroyd & Jackie Carlin)

[Open on close-up of wedding photo of Mom and Old Dad. Pull back to reveal Mom and Son in living room set, as Old Dad, carrying briefcase, comes bursting through the door.]

Old Dad: Honey, I'm home!

Son: [ runs to greet Old Dad ] Daddy! Daddy!

[Old Dad scoops up his Son, sits in armchair and places Son on couch]

Announcer: You have a lovely home, a good job, solid investments, a wonderful family.. everything you need for the future.. or is it?

[big black "X" appears over Old Dad, as he vanishes from the scene]

What if you were suddenly out of the picture? Should tragedy strike, what would happen to them?

[Son waits pathetically for Dad, Mom staring distractedly off into space]

Sure, you've provided for them financially - but what about their emotional and physical needs?

[New Dad, also carrying briefcase, bursts through the front door]

New Dad: Honey, I'm home!

Son: [runs to greet New Dad] Daddy! Daddy!

[New Dad scoops up his Son, sits in armchair and places Son on couch, Mom looking pleased]