Take Out the Trash They Might Be Giants

[Chorus]
Girl, why not take out the trash
And once you get him out, tell him not to come back again
Girl, put that cad in the bin
After what he said, after everything he did

[Verse 1]
You had him figured out a while ago
And I know it's not exactly breaking news
But it's all been a little like a trial for you
And a bunch more talking won't make him true

[Chorus]
Ah, come on, girl, why not take out the trash
And once you get him out, tell him not to come back again
Girl, why not give him the slip?
Get the crooked straight, get the go-getter good and gone

[Verse 2]
Why, when it's so plain that he's just making it up
And he's still got you coming back for more
Why you never, ever think of breakin' it up
Tell me, what bad deal's gonna close that door?

[Chorus]
Ah, come on, girl, why not take out the trash
And once you get him out, tell him not to come back again
Girl, why not give him the slip?
Get the crooked straight, get the go-getter good and gone