Bone-In Pizza The Baku Series (Ft. Dr. Mario)

LEGEND:
B - Baku
D - Person who takes the call

B: I ain't had pizza in a BRICK.

*Baku takes his phone out, proceeds to call a pizza place*

D: Buongiorno.
B: I'm sorry, I don't speak I T A L I C S.
D: This is Mama Mia Pizzeria. What kind of pizza you want?
B: Wait, they got you workin' food service? Damn.
D: Well, it really do be like that sometimes.
B: Shit's wack. Look my man, I'm famished. Alright, I need a pizza wit uh...no cheese AND no meat.
D: Yeah.
B: Yeah, uh...NO VEGETABLES, right, and just make two of them shits. I'm mad hungry, extra double. And also, make sure it B O N E L E S S.
D: Uh, what?
B: What?
D: You want pizza b o n e l e s s?
B: You gon' put bones in my shit?
D: Maybe I will...maybe...I make no pizza.
B: You NOT fuckin' with me on this. I need that pizza A$AP ROCKY.
D: You get the pizza after you suck my A$AP COCKY!
B: Look, y'all food services really ain't been SHIT.
D: You snot nose B I T C H E S ain't shit! What the fuck is boneless pizza? What bone? What...animal is that?
B: On my fuckin' life...and my...Y E E E Z Y. If I pay for this pizza and my shit's delivered B O N E - I N, it's...it's a wrap for y'all.
D: You think I give a F U C K? Come to the restaurant right now, I give you boneless ass-whooping. S P E C I A L. C A R R Y O U T. D I S C O U N T.
B: Imma just get Chinese, they don't put bone in my shit...usually...