Hampire(The Living Tombstone Remix) LittleDuceDuce

[Intro]

[Verse 1: Hampire]
I am the Hampire! Watch out on Halloween night
I am a hammier vampire then anyone from twilight
I implore you, when you hear me at your door invite me

[Wolf]
Not by hair on your chinny chin chin!

[Verse 1, continued: Hampire]
I don't like garlic with my steak, in fact I don't like stakes at all
I just snack on necks for breakfast
Gonna make a withdraw
From the blood bank, "Thanks!"
Or should I say "Fangs a lot"
Trick or treat, you're the other white meat now
In case you forgot

[Hook]
I am the Hampire, the swine vampire
I'm the king of mastication
I'm the best bitter
I am the Hampire, the swine vampire
I'm the king of freaky creatures, there is none finer
Don't misunderstand me
I don't want you candy
All I want's your blood
Trick or trot
Smell my hooves
Give me all the blood I choose
I can't get enough