Video Blues Hank Williams Jr.

[Verse 1]
Well, the latest craze going around
Is called the video cassette recorder
And I was the first one in my town
To send off my money order

[Verse 2]
Well, I thought that thing would never get here
But old UPS came through
I ripped the box apart and bless their hearts
They sent a free movie too

[Verse 3]
Well I hooked it up once and I hooked it up twice
And eight or nine more times
I had it all wrong, but I finally got it right
Just play, stop, rewind

[Verse 4]
I grabbed the movie they sent and I shoved it right in
It was called The X-Rated Reviews
Now, I seen movies where folks kiss
But I never seen nothing like this
Oh Lord, I got the video blues

[Verse 5]
Well, I drove downtown to join the tape club
And friends, I've got some news
Most all the movies they had down there
Was just like they one they sent me too