Ev’ryday is Happy in Hawaii Original Broadway Cast of Honeymoon in Vegas (Ft. Brynn O'Malley, Honeymoon In Vegas Ensemble, Raymond J. Lee & Rob McClure)

[GIFT SHOP LADY #1, spoken]
Welcome to beautiful Hawaii!
And how are we this morning?

[JACK, spoken]
My life is a never-ending cavalcade of shit

[GIFT SHOP LADY #1, spoken]
And how can we help?

[JACK]
I need a map
I need a car
I need a map, I need a car
I need the address to the house of Tommy Korman

[GIFT SHOP LADY #1, spoken]
We can’t give out residential information-

[JACK, spoken]
Listen!

(singing)
I need a map, I need a car, I need the address
And I also need a gun!