Would You Go All The Way [Philly ’76] Frank Zappa

Remember Freddie and Jo?
The night you went to the show?
(A monster movie);
Clutchin' at yer hand
(Wait ten seconds)
Clutchin' at yer arm
(Wait ten seconds)
Clutchin' at yer elbow—
Where did your brassiere go?
And then the monster came out
'N everybody shout!
People all around you
Screamin' at the monster;
The Monster From The U.S.O

Who's this dude with his hair straight back?
His new white socks, 'n his pants all black;
His T-shirts rolled—
His watch is gold—
A '55 Chevy that his brother just stoled
And his arm's around yer waist—
His hand is in yer pants—
He asks you for a date
To the servicemen's dance!

Suppose you don't wanna?
What you gonna do?
When a guy like that
Got his hands on you—
Oh, baby!
Tell me baby
Would you go all the way
For the U.S.O.?
Would you go all the way
For the U.S.A.?
Would you go all the way
For the U.S.O.?
Lift up your dress, if the answer is "no" . .