Meditation Is Boring King Missile

(spoken against a background of drawn-out "om"s)
Hey, you know what?
You know what's really boring?
This
This is really boring
Meditation is boring
Damn!
So dull
So boring
Meditation is boring
Buddha – why does meditation have to be so boring?
This is really boring
Oh – oh, wait. I think something – I think something is happening
No. Nothing is happening. This is boring
Meditation is boring
This is probably what death is like
I bet being dead is really boring. Like this
This is boring
Meditation is boring