I woke up in the afternoon
My head was spinning 'round
I can’t even remember
How I made it home, right now
The Telephone was screamin'
From the corner of the room
[you got a collect call
From a Mr. Satan, Now
Should we put you through?]
He said, "You may not remember me
I bought you a drink last night
How about we go some place
And talk about evil."
No, Please!
I don't want to talk about evil!
Lets talk about Evil!
I got a direct line
To the devil
But he calls me all the time
It’s getting harder
Just to keep him off the line
Dial 0-800 666 Right now!
I'm real sorry man
But I've got other plans
At least I know who to call
If I ever want to burn in hell
Even though I told him not to call me back
I can't get the Devil
To cut me any slack
My head was spinning 'round
I can’t even remember
How I made it home, right now
The Telephone was screamin'
From the corner of the room
[you got a collect call
From a Mr. Satan, Now
Should we put you through?]
He said, "You may not remember me
I bought you a drink last night
How about we go some place
And talk about evil."
No, Please!
I don't want to talk about evil!
Lets talk about Evil!
I got a direct line
To the devil
But he calls me all the time
It’s getting harder
Just to keep him off the line
Dial 0-800 666 Right now!
I'm real sorry man
But I've got other plans
At least I know who to call
If I ever want to burn in hell
Even though I told him not to call me back
I can't get the Devil
To cut me any slack
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