Rudy Wants To Buy Yez A Drink [Philly ’76] Frank Zappa

FZ: And here he comes . .

Hi and howdy doody
I'm the union man
You can call me Rudy
Any you boys not paid up on your cards? Huh?
(HUH?)

You know I'm pleased to meet ya
I've been tryin' all day to reach ya
The union's here to help everyone of you
Rock 'n Roll stars, that's right!

You boys know we care a lot
About the way they treat ya
They send a guy like me to every gig

Just to get
A chance to meet ya
To check and see
No wrong's been done
That's one good reason
I carry a gun
I hope the bulge
Don't bum you out
Wanna get a good look?
Let me pull it right out!
Let me pull it right out!
Let me pull it right out!
Let me whip it right out!