Bob Saget Was Murdered (And I Have the Proof) The Spirit Weavers

[Intro]
Bob Saget was murdered (Yeah, yeah)
And I have the proof

[Verse 1]
I have some information that I can't share
It has to do with COVID-19
Sex is so good with a pair
Especially if your are over twenty

[Pre-Chorus]
Ever wonder what happened?
How did he hit the back of his head?
How does that even make sense?
Did he fart and scare himself and fall down the stairs backwards?

[Chorus]
You'll never know, you'll never know
I have the proof, I have the proof, but
You'll never know, you'll never know
I have the proof, I have the proof that

[Post-Chorus]
Bob Saget was murdered (Yeah, yeah)
And I have the proof
Bob Saget was murdered (Yeah, yeah)
And I have the proof