Monopoly Money Dan Bull

[Intro]
Me? I rap about games!
Yeah, we've gathered that by now
Who said I can't rap about board games, bro?
Somebody, presumably
Keepin' it old school, innit, bro?
Yes, it is
Check it!
Check it

[Verse 1]
I'm not a property magnate
I'm a property magnet
Your offers, I'm knocking them back quick
As if I'm popping a tablet
Not stopping 'til I've got in the last bid
I splash quids side to side like my ad-libs
Damn rich! Made of bread like a sandwich
Six-figure plus cash sums are my language
Turning every opportunity to my advantage
So, I can afford anything I've ever fancied
Shh, here's an advanced tip to fill up your bank quick
Buy everything you fricking can while you're in transit
Take out the other gangs quick, Bloods and Crips
Make their bank balance even tighter than your hand grips
Fingers clamp, zipped like a titanium vice
When I'm shaking the dice
You didn't take my advice and I'm not saying it twice
Alright, I'm saying it twice
I'm bankrupting you, so, say your goodbyes, uh
(Do not pass GO and do not collect two-hundred dollars)