Eastern Philosophers vs Western Philosophers Epic Rap Battles of History (Ft. EpicLLOYD, KRNFX, MC Jin, Nice Peter, Tim Chantarangsu & Zach Sherwin)

[Intro]
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
LAO TZU, SUN TZU, AND CONFUCIUS!
VERSUS!
NIETZSCHE, SOCRATES, AND VOLTAIRE!
BEGIN!

[Socrates]
I'm coming off the Acropolis to start some pandemonium
Don't bring limp raps to a pimp slap symposium
The mad gadfly, philosophy was my invention

[Nietzsche]
Rolling with the flyest nihilist

[Voltaire]
And me, their French henchman

[Nietzsche]
We got the wisdom

[Voltaire]
And the wit

[Socrates]
That even I couldn't question