Bill Of Sale Various Artists (Ft. Charles Tyner, Gary Morgan, Helen Reddy, Jeff Conaway & Shelley Winters)

[GOGANS]
We got a bill of sale right here
[MA]
That says he belongs to us!
[WILLY and GOMER]
We bought him fair and square last year
And we own the little cuss!
[PA]
Look here! Read the writin' it
Gives us a legal claim
[GOGANS]
Oh, we got a bill of sale right here
[MA]
With dear little Petey's name!

[NORA]
(spoken)
I don't believe it

[PA]
We got a bill of sale in hand
[MA and PA]
And lady, if you don't budge
[WILLY and GOMER]
We'll pick you up right where you stand
And bring you before the judge
[NORA]
(spoken)
No sir!
[GOGANS]
That boy is our property
Same as the fam'ly cow
'Cause we got a bill of sale right here
And we're gonna take him now!