Emo Trump vs. The Failing New York Times Nick Lutsko

Frumpy and very dumb Gail Collins
An editorial writer at The New York Times
Is so lucky to even have a job
The failing New York Times wrote yet another hit piece on me
All are impressed with how nicely I have treated women
They found nothing, a joke

Failing New York Times will always take
A good story about me and make it bad
Every article is unfair and biased, very sad
The failing New York Times should be focused on
Good reporting and the paper's financial survival
And not with constant hits on Donald Trump

My lawyers want to sue the failing New York Times
So badly for irresponsible intent
I said no for now, but they are watching
Really disgusting
Dummy Bill Maher
Did an advertisement for the failing New York Times
Where the picture of him is very sad
He looks pathetic, bloated and gone

Despite the false New York Times story
About Jeb Bush being happy
With the Trump surge, he fell more than anybody
And is miserable
The failing New York Times is truly
One of the worst newspapers, they knowingly
Write lies and never even call to fact check
Really bad people