Isle Thing "Weird Al" Yankovic

Met this fine young thing at the local Circle K
She made a date for a half past eight and I said, "What the hey?"
So I journeyed to her crib and I let myself inside
That chick was slouched down on the couch, I think her brain was fried
Couldn't figure it out, she wouldn't even look at me
Then I saw her eyes, she was hypnotized, cold glued to her TV
"Hey, what's your problem, baby doll, let's have a little fling"
She said, "Hey, you fool, now just be cool
I'm watchin' that Gilligan's Isle thing"

Isle thing
Isle thing

Watchin' all night, musta been a marathon
I was bummin', those shows kept comin', here's what was goin' on
These castaways were stranded on this island out at sea
One of 'em called Gilligan, said, "Let's name it after me"
He'd mess up every rescue, man, that first mate was illin'
If I was one of those castaways, I think I'd probably kill him
Just about that time, telephone began to ring
She said, "Just let it, my machine'll get it
We're watchin' the Gilligan's Isle thing"

Isle thing
She loves that Gilligan's Isle thing
Isle thing
Please, baby, baby, please