Big T’s Temptation Team StarKid (Ft. Corey Dorris)

[BIG T, spoken]
Big T's my name. And swinging low is my game.

(sung)
Take a look at what you see
I bet you've never seen a dick so fine
I've been blessed with style and length
I'm the pinnacle of God's design

I stand up tall and I stand up proud
Every pretty lady loves the way I look
And the way I feel around

Hey buddy, don't you see?
It could be you and Big T

Take a look at what you see
I mean, you're not exactly Richard Gere
Your stomach's all floppy
And your clothes are all sloppy
And your acne won't disappear

But join with me and you'll be just fine
All the pretty ladies won't know what to do
When I'm yours and you are mine