Joel pisses himself at voice to text Vargskelethor

Windows 98 is a nice computer machine. Did you know that the software is really good at recognizing my voice? Let's try it out!
SUPER MARIO 2! YAHOOOOOOO!
Eeeee-a-uuuuuuuuuuh
OOOOOO
L̵̡̑͌̂́̓̆͋͊̆͗ͅ ̸̨̧̗̺̱̣̼̯͑̀͜͜U̸̳͒̾̋ ̶̻͓̋̉͂̽̂͊͘Ỉ̴̡̧̝̣̯̖̪̎̈́͂͜ͅ ̶̳͓̾̉̽̈́̈́͘G̴̯̼͓̝͕̼̜̘̥͍͂̈́͊ ̷̼̟͈̭̘̈̇̂̒I̵̟͙͕̔̍̂̀̐̂
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
YAHOOOOO!
MMMMMMM-mmmmmmmm-nnnnnn-uuuuuuuuuh
WAH, IT'S-A-ME, WARIO
YAHOOOO!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA




If I talk like a regular human being, this dumb program understands what I'm saying...but the moment I start yelling...It gets real weird and cuts everything off. I'm trying to find a word...
OH, MAMAMIA! LUIGI IS-A-DRUNK AGAIN!
Bup!
IT'S ME TOAD!
AAAAAAAA-WAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
Hey, it's-a-me, Wario! I'm Back!
WAAAAAAAAAA-AAAAAAAAA-AHOOOOOOOOO!
GAME OVER!
YOU'RE DA WINNER! YOU'RE DA WINNER!
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