[Verse 1]
How do you keep a moron
In wighat suspense?
I'll tell you that later
But first I'll tell you this
[Refrain]
Ah, hoo!
Ah, hoo!
[Verse 2]
Now Willy tore his hair out
And Sally grew a beard
Vince went ape-shit
And cut off his ears
Ruby went to town
Completely upside down
Sally spilled some powder
Had a tantrum in her gown
[Refrain]
Ah, hoo!
Ah, she said,"Hoo!"
[Verse 3]
Well, mama had twin babies
On one sweet summer day
She beat one in the head
And I'm the one that got away
Protected by my wighat
And my Frederick's snakeskin pants
I rode my horse to Hollywood
And did a wondrous dance
How do you keep a moron
In wighat suspense?
I'll tell you that later
But first I'll tell you this
[Refrain]
Ah, hoo!
Ah, hoo!
[Verse 2]
Now Willy tore his hair out
And Sally grew a beard
Vince went ape-shit
And cut off his ears
Ruby went to town
Completely upside down
Sally spilled some powder
Had a tantrum in her gown
[Refrain]
Ah, hoo!
Ah, she said,"Hoo!"
[Verse 3]
Well, mama had twin babies
On one sweet summer day
She beat one in the head
And I'm the one that got away
Protected by my wighat
And my Frederick's snakeskin pants
I rode my horse to Hollywood
And did a wondrous dance
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