Women Lose Weight Morcheeba (Ft. Slick Rick)

[Intro: Skye Edwards]
What a surpriser, open your eyes, a woman advisor

[Verse 1: Slick Rick]
The name of this entertainment is "Women Lose Weight"
Our first years of marriage, everything was just great
But after two kids and the weight gain factors
Fact is, now, she's completely unattractive
Look, fat chicks, I don't mean to sound rude
I tell her nice, "Hit the gym, and don't eat so much food"
But no—"You're shallow; you need to run the course
Of unconditional love and so forth"
But how? If desire's not there, that's just delayment
Divorces, child support, alimony payments
My unhappiness, I doubt, discouraged
So hurry for an easier way out of this marriage
Meanwhile, my secretary, June, well-groomed
"When you gonna leave your wife?"
I tell her, "Soon, mami, soon, I assume"
Or my destiny is blue
Interestingly, the only thing left for me to do is to kill her

[Hook: Skye Edwards & Slick Rick]
What a surpriser, open your eyes, a woman advisor
I'm gonna have to kill her
'Course there's laws which enforces divorces
Send that ass right to the morgue, miss (Kill her)
What a surpriser, open your eyes, a woman advisor
I'm gonna have to kill her
'Course there's laws which enforces divorces
Send that ass right to the morgue, miss