Share The Love Jon Cozart

Hey, girl
Yeah I've liked you for a while
I like your hair, your voice, your eyes, your butt, your skin and smile
So even though I'm awkward most of the time
I still consider you absolutely sublime

Hey, girl
Yeah I'm really not a freak
Except for those times that I've watched you sleep
So even though you probably think I'm gay
You turn me on more than Anne Hathaway

And I just wanted to say
I love you
I love you
I love you more than emos love girl jeans
I lo-o-ove you

Hey girlfriend
I like you more than food
But I also like your boyfriend so don't be rude
So because you stole him away from me
I'll gladly break your face and shatter your knees

[Stay away from him or I'll kill you, b*tch]