Different Town Strong Bad (Ft. Bubs, Coach Z, Homestar Runner, Homsar, The King of Town, Marzipan, The Poopsmith, Strong Mad & Strong Sad)

[Intro]
Well...

[Verse 1]
The Poopsmith, he could talk (Hello!)
And Marzipan would rock
And The Stick would be this big ol' tree
Who'd try to eat everyone except for The Cheat and me
(And me!) We'll see...

[Verse 2]
And The King of Town would be underground
In a box filled up with peas
(I hate peas!) I know!
Bubs would give away flamethrowers
That shoot chocolate hundred dollar bills
(Imitation chocolate!)
And my stupid baby brother
Would have been born with horns and a tail
(I'm evil...)

[Verse 3]
And Coach Z would wear this cool jacket
(Check it out, yo!)
And Homestar just couldn't have it
(I quit!)
And Pom Pom wouldn't change at all
Except he'd look like an ABA basketball
(Two, three, four)