The Existential Threat Sparks

[Verse 1]
The existential threat that I always feel
Nothing's happened yet today and yet I have to feel
Danger near, danger here
Nowhere to escape to and nobody there to hear
As I now scream in fear, scream in fear
The existential threat is drawing very, very near
And they all look away, look away
Can't they see the existential threat is on its way?

[Verse 2]
The existential threat that I tend to feel
When I'm walking down the street or right behind the wheel
Turning left, turning right
Trying to escape the cloud that's close enough to feel
And you may laugh out loud, laugh out loud
The existential threat is always hanging about
And you may say go 'way, say go 'way
The existential threat is never going away

[Verse 3]
Doctor gave me these, I said, "What are these?"
He said that they'll cure an existential type disease
Doubt they will, doubt they will
But I'm keen to try whatever, gimme that pill
And he said, "Here's the bill, here's the bill"
In the end, they didn't work, I paid the whole bill
Because insurance won't, they just won't
Cover existential meds, I wish I had known