[Verse 1]
Mom made my sex
She knitted it with her hands
Sex-making is
A family tradition
Going back to the caveman days
They were walking around in a haze
Until they figured it out
And they said
"Gosh dang, this is great!"
[Pre-Chorus 1]
But now I'm like a prehistoric screwball
Walking around with no sex at all, I said
[Chorus]
Where's my sex? I thought it was here
Under the bench, but it isn't there
I've got no idea where it disappeared to
I'm running late, I can't be late
I can't go out without my sex
It's cold outside if my toes get wet
And people will think that I'm an alien
Just cruising in to make a friend
[Verse 2]
Meg likes to hide it
She says that it gives her a kick
It may be under the rug
Or stuck in a shoe closet
Or tumbling around in the washing machine
She's always trying to get me clean
She adds detergent and Bounce to eliminate static cling
Mom made my sex
She knitted it with her hands
Sex-making is
A family tradition
Going back to the caveman days
They were walking around in a haze
Until they figured it out
And they said
"Gosh dang, this is great!"
[Pre-Chorus 1]
But now I'm like a prehistoric screwball
Walking around with no sex at all, I said
[Chorus]
Where's my sex? I thought it was here
Under the bench, but it isn't there
I've got no idea where it disappeared to
I'm running late, I can't be late
I can't go out without my sex
It's cold outside if my toes get wet
And people will think that I'm an alien
Just cruising in to make a friend
[Verse 2]
Meg likes to hide it
She says that it gives her a kick
It may be under the rug
Or stuck in a shoe closet
Or tumbling around in the washing machine
She's always trying to get me clean
She adds detergent and Bounce to eliminate static cling
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