Here’s Johnny "Weird Al" Yankovic

[Intro]
Ow!

[Verse 1]
There he goes, he drives me crazy
When he says "Hee-eere's Johnny!"
That's his job, it's so amazing
All he says is "Hee-eere's Johnny!"

[Pre-Chorus]
I never miss a moment when he's on the tube
His being there has made my life worth living
The chills run down my spine
Each time he says that line

[Chorus]
"Here's Johnny!" he says, and laughs in his special way
"Johnny," he says, you know I love him
"Here's Johnny!" he says, and second fiddle is his game
Ed McMahon's his name, alright
Whoa whoa whoa yeah

[Verse 2]
Dressed so fine, he's such a cool dude
Hear him say "Hee-eere's Johnny!"
Watch him selling beer and dog food
Hear him say "Hee-eere's Johnny!"