Hell’s Greatest Dad HPKritical

[HPKritical as LUCIFER]
Haha, looks like you could use some help
From the big boss of Hell himself
Check out daddy's glowing reviews on Yelp
Five stars! Flawless! Greater than great!
Oh, with the punch of a pentagram
I wap-bam-boom, alakazam
Usually, I charge a sacrificial lamb
But you get the family rate

[HPKritical as LUCIFER & CHARLIE]
Thanks, dad!

[HPKritical as LUCIFER]
Who needs a busboy now that you've got the chef? (Woah-oh-oh)
Michelin-tasting menu, free à la carte
I'll rig the game for you because I'm the ref
Champagne fountains, caviar mountains, that's just to start!

[HPKritical as ALASTOR]
Who has been here since day one?
Who's been faithful as a nun?
Who makes you chuckle with an old-timey pun?
Your еxecutive producer

[HPKritical as CHARLIE]
That's truе!