Absolute Cunt Of A Day Kevin Bloody Wilson

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I've had an absolute cunt of a day
Everything that could go wrong did go wrong
So if I'm allowed to use the word cunt in a song
I've had an absolute cunt of a day

It started as a fart in bed
Well it started as a fart but I shit myself instead
And the fuckin' missus going off her fuckin' head
I've had an absolute cunt of a day

And running to the dunny like a bastard
Trying to hold it in with me finger up me arse
Skidding past the kids, those little cunts laughing
I've had an absolute cunt of a day

I've had an absolute cunt of a day
Everything that could go wrong did go wrong
So if I'm allowed to use the word cunt in a song
I've had an absolute cunt of a day

No hot water so I had to take a cold shower
Scrubbing shit from every orifice which took a fuckin' hour
Then fuck, fuck, fuck, no fuckin' towel
I've had an absolute cunt of a day

Pulling on my jeans and tripped
Broke me fuckin' nose and split my fuckin' lip
Got me cock caught in me fuckin' zip
I've had an absolute cunt of a day