[Intro]
EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES
SLENDER MAN
VS
JEFF THE KILLER
BEGIN

[Verse 1: Slender Man]
Prepare for "The Arrival" of the faceless king of horror
I'll knock you harder then when you fell on the bathroom floor
You’re just a prepubescent child who has no meaning of fright
I scare all who happen to spot me in the night
Nothing can match my length, I spit diminishing and dark
I've got swarms of arms coming at you, prepared to leave a mark
Emo hair and white hoodie? No class to be found
Were your talents scarred as well? Because your rhymes are profound

[Verse 2: Jeff the Killer]
You're a pedophile, chasing little kids through town
Lеgend says you kill, but I’m the best killеr around
What's with those tentacles? You're like a living hentai
A photobomb whose only popularity comes from PewDiePie
You're known from fake document, just look at Marble Hornets
Driving people crazy, no wonder you've never had a duet
You may be called a man, but I'm more killer than you
As for your face; I'll bleach it, ignite it, and give it a redo
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