Gabe Newell vs Shigeru Miyamoto Epic Rap Battle Parodies (Ft. B-Lo Lorbes, Cam Steady & Mr. Jay (RB))

[Intro]
EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES!
GABE NEWELL
VS
SHIGERU MIYAMOTO
BEGIN

[Verse 1: Shigeru Miyamoto]
It's game time, son; I best not hear you Far Cry
Why don't you make a good game and put down the fries?
Lets a go like Mario, even Valve fanboys think I'm awesome
Your sex life is like your games, it will never see a threesome!
My eyes may be squinted, but you're losing from what I can see!
I'm so rich off this shit, I have my own damn Monopoly!
I'm the father of gaming, you're a Tick Tock Clock Ticker
Your games are so boring, I'd rather play Cookie Clicker
You are so fat and slow, everything you do gets delayed
The amount of meme pictures isn't half the size of your weight
You've walked right into your Doom, winning will take more than luck
My game was art in your eyes? Well, I don't give a Fuch!

[Verse 2: Gabe Newell]
Let me explain the true meaning behind your little Wii
Winning is impossible, when rapping against me
You think you're in Heaven's Hands, up with the stars?
I'm surprised that terrible graphics could get you that far
I'll chop you in half, just like my Steam game prices
Counter Strike you with rhyme, crush you like your handheld devices
Wii U and GameCube? I'd rather play a PlayStation
Crushing your Super Smash Balls as I score a domination
You lost the console war; you have no chance in this fight
You're a mistake like those let's play copyright strikes
I've seen better graphics on an old Tamagotchi
Prepare to die, Shiggy, just like Hiroshi Yamauchi