[Intro]
L.D
A.K.A. The Long Winded Answer
(The number one on the charts!)

[Verse 1: Lil Dicky]
Two truths and a lie: I've tried beans, I like wings, I'll die king
Two truths and a lie: I'm not gay, I've tried yay, it's my day
Two truths and a lie: I might go write a TV show and chill
I might be up for a nine figure deal
I used to wonder if Santa was real
Would you believe that? Would you believe that shit?
What would you believe?
We could start with the rap, flowing like malls like 'oh there's a Gap'
Go on my call logs, dogs wanna chat
Big dogs, missed calls
Lot of motherfuckers in the league no L
Just had brunch with Embiid and Noel
Just got sucked and was fucked by a dumb slut
Usually I like 'em Ivy League, oh well
Summer camp I been going ham I was a young man with that chopper
That’s rifelry, yeah I like movies, I’m going H.A.M. for that Oscar
I'm way far on they radar like they know I'm coming that's Doppler
They boring to me that's Opera, I'm scoring beauties that's soccer
Me and Jonah Hill smoke, then we talking shit bout how the rest of y'all blow
Then we take a dip up in his pool, pretty cool
Not the pool, shit is hot
Just a view from a spot, shit is hot
Bunch of blonde bitches laughing all night
And me and Busta Rhymes meet in Venice for a bite
Talking shit about a comedy singer, shit is so light he tell me
I can't disagree, get it right he tell me, I mean
I thought by now he can see that I'm witty
Down in L.A. I been running the city
Ask anybody in music or film who got next in this bitch and they all saying Dicky
I just do it like it's nothing to it
Life getting pretty sweet like I fondue it
I'm killing bitches in my lane on some T. Stewart
And I've been sworn [?] yeah the time blew it
Funner than summer, I hooked up with Summer
Homies are callin' cause I got her number
I'm so unencumbered I'm 'bout to do numbers
Muhammad Ali told me rumble di rumble
That man is so nice
Let that man listen like damn that boy nice
Kanye just listened like "Hol' up, he white?"
I'm taking over the game let me just fund my shit for a minute damn
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