Vagina Royce Da 5'9"

[Intro]
We holla at 'em like

[Verse 1]
These niggas talkin' bout they walk, talk, and think bossy
I'm in the Trump Tower shower washin' ink off me
Two ugly bitches in my bed, moochin' drinks off me
My mini bar's empty, but that's just how I'm livin'
I'm in the presidential suite with two freaks
I call 'em my Kennedy Fried Chickens
("Aww, yeah, I'm back, bitches")
But this is, kinda like my wilder style, vicious
Say when I'm sippin', I turn into Shallow Hal
I must have been high or somethin' cause I could've swore
That one of these bitches told me to buy her somethin'
I told her ("I got a present for you right here") (What?)
("Actually it's not a present, it's my penis")
I'm feelin' plastered, so what they fat women
I feel like I have to bite the Apple like the Mac emblem
One of the bitches like, "Oh, I love you so much
I love Slaughterhouse, I love Joey, Joell, Crooked, all you guys"
Shut up! "I don't like it when you talk" (What?)
"Cause that just means you're not suckin' my cock"
Bitch I'm on everything, I don't know what you just had
I'm 'bout to slip and fall and head butt your ass like Superbad
One of 'em started suckin' me super fast, the other one
I gave Arabian Goggles, they flier than alien model, for now
These bitches givin' me brains until I'm out of mines
That's when I had an epiphany like (Stop!) Vagina time