Me and Ya Momma Too $hort (Ft. Mike Epps)

[Intro: Too $hort & Mike Epps]
$hort Dog
A lot of you niggas runnin' around here talkin' 'bout
Bitch
"You ain't my real daddy, you ain't my real daddy"
Well, looka here, I'm fuckin' ya momma, for real
You know what it is
Now that's real

[Verse 1: Too $hort]
If your homies find out
I be fuckin' on ya momma, I be all up in your house
When you go to bed at night I fuck yo' mama on the couch
I wake up in the morning in her bed smokin' loud

[Chorus: Too $hort]
It's just me and ya momma
It's just me and ya momma

[Interlude: Mike Epps]
It's a whole lotta things going on with you
And you don't even know I had nothing to do with it

[Verse 2: Too $hort]
The first time I fucked her you was in your room
She was screamin' so loud you had to know what she was doin'
Woke up the next morning and she cooked us breakfast
Standin' at the stove, booty big as Texas
I said, "Baby, I wanna have some fun wit' you"
Seen you gettin' mad, so I smoked a blunt wit' you
Told me I was cool, and you said you was a fan
Don't worry about ya momma, she in good hands