My new driver's license photo
Makes me look like Quasimodo
And all my clothes are styled for me
By Minnesota Fats
The diet drink I live on
Soon may take the place of Decon
Heard it killed 8-million Laboratory rats
Every night I dream of Ding Dongs
That are big enough for King Kong
And someday I may just be that big myself
Stepped on the scales, put in a dime
Card came out, said "One at a time"
I tell ya friends, I really need some help
'Cause I'm fat
I feel so fat
The bottoms of my feet
Are the only parts of me that's flat
In a society where thin is in
And lean is where it's at
Fat
Oh, hoo, hoo ooh... why do I have to be so fat?
You're so fat
Makes me look like Quasimodo
And all my clothes are styled for me
By Minnesota Fats
The diet drink I live on
Soon may take the place of Decon
Heard it killed 8-million Laboratory rats
Every night I dream of Ding Dongs
That are big enough for King Kong
And someday I may just be that big myself
Stepped on the scales, put in a dime
Card came out, said "One at a time"
I tell ya friends, I really need some help
'Cause I'm fat
I feel so fat
The bottoms of my feet
Are the only parts of me that's flat
In a society where thin is in
And lean is where it's at
Fat
Oh, hoo, hoo ooh... why do I have to be so fat?
You're so fat
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