*Rain pours down onto the house.*
Micheal's friend - "It's raining."
Micheal - "Yeah..yeah it is. So, are you going to leave dude because its 2 AM and everyone else has gone home so-"
Micheal's friend - "The pizza is going to be cold."
Micheal - "I-I'm sorry, pizza?"
Micheal's friend - "Guaranteed 30 minutes or its free."
Micheal - "Are you trying to tell me somethin'?"
Micheal's friend - "That's a guaranteed 30 years in therapy when I bite down into a cold slice of fresh pizza."
Micheal - "Is this because I wouldn't play Twister with you?"
Micheal's friend - "It's been 31 minutes. That's disappointment. THAT'S COLD PIZZA."
*Knocking on door*
Micheal's friend - "Go ahead, open it-no, i'll open it for you."
Micheal's friend - "It's raining."
Micheal - "Yeah..yeah it is. So, are you going to leave dude because its 2 AM and everyone else has gone home so-"
Micheal's friend - "The pizza is going to be cold."
Micheal - "I-I'm sorry, pizza?"
Micheal's friend - "Guaranteed 30 minutes or its free."
Micheal - "Are you trying to tell me somethin'?"
Micheal's friend - "That's a guaranteed 30 years in therapy when I bite down into a cold slice of fresh pizza."
Micheal - "Is this because I wouldn't play Twister with you?"
Micheal's friend - "It's been 31 minutes. That's disappointment. THAT'S COLD PIZZA."
*Knocking on door*
Micheal's friend - "Go ahead, open it-no, i'll open it for you."
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