Rockin’ the Suburbs Ben Folds

[Verse 1]
Let me tell y'all what it's like
Being male, middle-class, and white
It's a bitch if you don't believe
Listen up to my new CD
(Sha-mon)

[Verse 2]
I got shit runnin' through my brain
It's so intense that I can't explain
All alone in my white-boy pain
Shake your booty while the band complains

[Chorus]
I'm rockin' the suburbs
Just like Michael Jackson did
I'm rockin' the suburbs
Except that he was talented
I'm rockin' the suburbs
I take the checks and face the facts
That some producer with computers fixes all my shitty tracks

[Verse 3]
I'm pissed off, but I'm too polite
When people break in the McDonald's line
Mom and Dad you made me so uptight
I'm gonna cuss on the mic tonight