[Spoken Intro]
El Scorch Shot
Ay carriba!
[Verse 1]
Goddamn you gas mask-wearing girls
Do it to me every time
Oh, the RED teams dead, she sweeps the server
With Phlogistinators
But on respawn, I'm not free from the heat
’Cause on the other team, a Pyro's flaming me
Why you gotta go and do me like that?
Puttin' on a weapon with no right-clicking
[Chorus]
We’re on the same team, so please
Hello, I'm here and I'm waitin'
I will die of afterburn
If you don't rescue me
[Verse 2]
I asked you to go to the Weezer concert
You said you never heard of them (how cool is that?)
How cool is that?
So I went to your page and checked out what you're playin':
20 hours nonstop, probably a Dustbowl server
And then my heart stopped:
Zero hours in Firewatch
That's fuckin’ irony there, isn’t— AHHHHHHHHHH!
El Scorch Shot
Ay carriba!
[Verse 1]
Goddamn you gas mask-wearing girls
Do it to me every time
Oh, the RED teams dead, she sweeps the server
With Phlogistinators
But on respawn, I'm not free from the heat
’Cause on the other team, a Pyro's flaming me
Why you gotta go and do me like that?
Puttin' on a weapon with no right-clicking
[Chorus]
We’re on the same team, so please
Hello, I'm here and I'm waitin'
I will die of afterburn
If you don't rescue me
[Verse 2]
I asked you to go to the Weezer concert
You said you never heard of them (how cool is that?)
How cool is that?
So I went to your page and checked out what you're playin':
20 hours nonstop, probably a Dustbowl server
And then my heart stopped:
Zero hours in Firewatch
That's fuckin’ irony there, isn’t— AHHHHHHHHHH!
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