Like Wario Random Encounters (Ft. AJ Pinkerton & Peter Srinivasan)

{INTRO/INSTRUMENTAL}

[VERSE ONE: Wario]
I'm-a Wario
-and I'm-a here to say
I'm-a 'gonna mess up your entire day!

I got a tripping bike
-and a billion coins!
I have a half-wit bro
(Who likes to chop his loins.)

I got a funny little stroll
That I can't control

Player haters 'gonna hate me
Cause that's how I roll
See, I may not have a princess
-but that don't make me lame
I stay busy with my shizzy
Making stupid crappy games

[Chorus: Greek chorus/chant]
No one's got a strut like Wario;
Scratching at their butt like Wario;
Jumping up and down like Wario;
Looking quite as round as Wario!